HEADLINES AND COMMENTS*
Headlines from the world’s press. Comments by Diogenes.
from The Diogenes Report, DIOGENESREPORT.COM

Man Arrested For Blowing Shofar At Western Wall
Obviously, the thinking that lost the war in Lebanon is still alive and ruling in Israel.

Only 1/4 of Israeli-Arabs Supported Israel In War, As Predicted
This ¼ doesn’t mean a fourth column, it means a fifth column.

Kosher Bottled Water: Pure Distilled Drinking Water (AD HEADLINE)
Is this what they call Jewish holy water?

Liquid Threat Is Hard To Detect
Don’t be silly, you can smell it on their breath.

Help Is Not On The, Way For Darfur
1. Of course not, when Muslims commit the murders it’s not genocide—especially when they’re murdering blacks.
2. It’s amazing at how fast the European nations were when it came to robbing the Africans and how they drag their feet when it comes to helping the Africans.

Harvard Dean Stands By Khatami Invitation: Dialogue With Foes Called Valuable
I believe he means dialogue with his Muslim friends. If anyone had any doubts about the Dean’s motivation for writing his anti-Israel, anti-Jewish paper, this should end their doubts.

Muslim Candidate Plays Defense
This former supporter of Farrakhan now has a stamp of approval from Democratic Party Jews in Minnesota. Maybe it’s time for the Democrats to open a fund-raising office in Riyadh.

Iraqi Premier Will Visit Iran To ‘Enhance’ Ties
He’s looking for some stronger ropes to tie down the Sunnis and Kurds.

At A Secret Interrogation, Dispute Flared Over Tactics
It should be noted that some men’s torture are other men’s S & M.

Cancer Surgery For Pakistan Atomic Scientist
Poor A. Q. Kahn, they couldn’t give him the radiation treatment he needed because he sold the equipment to Iran.

Medicare Premiums To Rise 5.6% in '07
It’s OK with me, I’ll pay anything to rebuild Iraq.

Man Seized On Flight To Dulles: Passenger Attempts To Open Cabin Door
He had to go badly and the lavatories were occupied.

Newly Banned Items Often Fly Past Airport Screeners
Not to worry, sometimes the items are caught by their Seeing-Eye dogs.

USinternetworking Agrees To $300 Million Acquisition By AT& T
The evil stepmother, “Ma Bell” is preparing to become the dominatrix again.

To Stay Alive, Iraqis Change Their Names
You have the wrong man, my name isn’t Muhammad it’s Goldberg.

Over U.S. Objections, Israel Approves West Bank Homes
Are you sure it’s West Bank and not Westside?

Ney to Plead Guilty in Scandal
Ney decided to say yea.

Writing May Be Oldest In Western Hemisphere
This 3,000-year-old stone slab told the Aztecs where to best cross the river to avoid the Hopi, Pueblos and other tribes.

Remarks by Pope Prompt Muslim Outrage, Protests
Reminds me of the graffiti: “support mental health or I’ll kill you.”