HEADLINES AND COMMENTS
Headlines from the world’s press. Comments by Diogenes.

Hamas Launches Web Site Encouraging Kids to Become ´Martyrs’
Listen up kids, we’re sending a note to your parents telling them if you don’t actually become martyrs you’ll have to repeat kindergarten.

White House Declines To Provide Storm Papers
The start of another perfect storm!

Comptroller´s Report Scathes Disengagement
ExecutorsIsrael’s Katrina.In New York, A Grisly Traffic In Body PartsThey ain’t so careful about how they treat the living body either.

Dutch To Return Art Seized By Nazis
Too bad they can’t return the Jews they handed over to the Nazis.

Muslim Protests Against Cartoons Spread
Christians don’t recognize Muhammad; Jews don’t recognize Jesus; two Baptists in a liquor store don’t recognize each other; and two Muslims going into a comedy club also don’t recognize each other, but decide to burn down the club.

Israel To Cooperate With Palestinian Authority For Now
Please note: this doesn’t mean that the Arabs will cooperate with Israel.

Census Foresees An Older, And Wiser, America
Why wiser?

Company's Errors On SAT Scores Raise New Qualms About Testing
If you’ve been around long enough, you can remember when a lot of student errors raised qualms about the tests.