HEADLINES AND COMMENTS #6
Headlines from the world’s press. Comments by Diogenes.

Bush Makes Nuclear Deal With India
I hope the Iranians don’t find out about it.

Israeli Leader Talks Tough
Another Israeli Leader who is all talk.

Vatican Ponders Women’s Role
Women on bottom? Women on Top? Women kneeling down? Women standing up?
Let’s go back to altar boys.

Bush's Goals On Energy Quickly Find Obstacles
Yep, the oil companies and the Arabs.

Oil Graft Fuels the Insurgency, Iraq and U.S. Say
You know that this could not go on without the collusion of American civilian and military brass plus America’s Iraqi allies.

The Met, Ending 30-Year Stance, Is Set To Yield Prized Vase To Italy
Here’s your friggin’ vase back Tony. Oops I dropped it.

Legislature In Louisiana To Consider Levee Boards
Does this mean they gave up on sandbags and cement?

86 Evangelical Leaders Join To Fight Global Warming
They know that the place for global warming is in Hell!

Tuition Break Sought For Some Illegals
Give them all full tuition for the University of Vera Cruz.

Oil Giants Fell Behind On Fees
Did this show up on their credit reports?

More Injuries As Race Riots Disrupt Jails In Los Angeles
I hear the N-word guys used the S-word to the Hispanics.

Egypt Pushes 2-Year Delay In Local Vote
Democracy delayed is democracy denied.

Ethics Office For Hill Rejected
They really needed in the deep dark valley where Congress operates.


NASA Chief Is Confident About Shuttle
It’s the shuttle from 42nd Street to LaGuardia Airport.
He takes it every time he’s in New York.

Uzbekistan Jails Opposition Leader And Rights Worker
We’re a Muslim country and our form of democracy is slightly different than the West’s.

Majority In U.S. Fears Iraq Civil War
But a large number of Iraqis are rolling up their sleeves and preparing for action.

House Agrees To Vote On Ports
And when they sober up they’ll vote on sherries and bourbons.

Post-9/11 Drive by Republicans To Attract Jewish Voters Stalls
If the Administration keeps banging on Israel, the drive will come to a complete halt.

AT& T In $67 Billion Deal To Buy Bell South
If those communications giants claim they can’t compete, fire their managements and bring in management that knows how to compete.

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Headlines came from the media listed below;
NYTimes.com
washingtonpost.com IsraelNationalNews.com